(Everything in this post was generated by AI.) Marlene Dietrich and Orson Welles were sitting at a bar, sipping on their drinks. Suddenly, a young and handsome man walks up to them. "Excuse me, are you Marlene Dietrich and Orson Welles?" he asks. "Yes, we are," Orson responds. The young man looks at Marlene and says, "I just wanted to let you know that I am your biggest fan. I think you're amazing, and I would do anything to meet you." Marlene turns to Orson and whispers, "Do you want to handle this, or should I?" Orson smirks and says, "I think I'll let you take this one." Marlene turns back to the young man and says, "Well, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I'm afraid I'm not interested in meeting any fans at the moment." The young man looks crestfallen, but then Orson leans in and says, "However, I am always happy to meet a fellow artist. What do you do?" The young man brightens up and says, &quo
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